This entry is geared mainly for the husbands out there. If you’d like to keep your balls intact, follow these three simple rules . . .
Do not spray paint in the house. Even if you think you’re being sneaky – nothing, absolutely nothing will mask or cover the fumes.
Do not clean your garage tools in the dishwasher. Just don’t.
Do not throw your muddy boots in with the wash that contains the wifey’s underlovelies – or anything else for that matter!
If you do these things, you’ll be woken up in the middle of the night as your balls are being snipped off with a set of rusty ol’ hedge trimmers. Trust me, I made a pretty set of dangly earrings with the hubby’s balls not long after we married!
7 responses so far ↓
anonymum // September 12, 2007 at 12:07 pm
i have to say, you and ob both have this thing about weiners and scissors! you 2 related to each other or are your surnames really bobbitt??
mind you, i agree with every word miss red…every word…particularly the 2nd one…
hehehe! I wonder if she’s my mommy.
And yes, I know all these from experience.
Red
observantbystander // September 12, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Weiners? Scissors! Where? Hey, da rules is da rules – hehheh.
hahah! And there she is!
Red
anonymum // September 12, 2007 at 1:07 pm
shit that’s scary..and he’s still alive??? miracles do happen!
Meh, he’s a good lay :]
Red
AnthonyNorth // September 12, 2007 at 3:02 pm
‘Trust me, I made a pretty set of dangly earrings with the hubby’s balls not long after we married!’
Ain’t you ever heard of contraception?!
Yeah, it’s called oral sex.
Red
observantbystander // September 12, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Oh Anthony! You are too much, dude! Kinda cheeky for an old rock & roller, aren’t you?
He’s pretty okay, huh.
Red
joebec // September 13, 2007 at 8:07 pm
LOL at Red’s brilliant answer to contraception!
Red // September 13, 2007 at 10:52 pm
*snickers*