Dear Wise One,
What is anal bleaching? Is it safe? Effective? Will the chemicals used make my bumbum tingle or numb? Does it burn? Will my boyfriend like it?
Signed,
Brown Starfish
Dearest Brown Starfish,
Anal bleaching is a technique used to change the dark pigment of the skin around the anus, thus causing it to be a lighter shade, closer to the epidermis of the rest of the body. It is primarily used as a cream, either in your doctor’s office or in the privacy of your own home. I prefer doing it at home so that my S.O. can apply it for me. I find it to be a very erotic practice between the two of us.
It is safe if you are careful with the cream and don’t apply it too heavily, and for goodness’ sake, don’t ingest it or apply it to the inside of your anus! It does not hurt nor will it make your ass hole fall off. It’s perfectly okay to use, if you use the aforementioned precautions.
After using the bleaching cream for several days, you ought to see results. Once you have reached the pigment hue of choice, discontinue the cream and enjoy your new *and improved* anus. It will make you feel *and look* like a young filly again!
Plus, Britney’s doing it! So why the hell not try it!
Signed,
Red
12 responses so far ↓
poseidonsmuse // September 15, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I honestly thought that this practice was shrouded in the “clouds of bullshit” category. I seriously did not know that people were doing this. Does this make me a AB virgin? I guess so. My only concern is the hydroquinone used in the prep (carcinogen you know)… Now, my only question is, *who* is taking the Before and After pics to determine the desired shade of lightening?! Lol! OMG!
Bullshit, it is not. No way jose. It’s the real deal, baaabeyyyy!
Pictures, heheh! I dont know. Are you wanting a job, perhaps? :]
Red
anonymum // September 15, 2007 at 10:17 pm
fuck that!!
ain’t noone getting near mine with anything even RESEMBLING bleaching cream, not even me..
what the hell difference does it make what color the skin around your your arsehole is anyway??
it’s not like we have them on display is it?
hmmm….i see your point with britney spears though…she does tend to flash her nether regions on a regular basis i guess….
I find that many porn stars do it .. and people that have their pucker region photographed quite often. The bleaching makes it a bit more appealing, more attractive. If you look at an ass hole that has been bleached, versus one that hasn’t, you’ll see a mark difference.
Red
anonymum // September 15, 2007 at 11:30 pm
i have no problem if thats’ what turns peoples crank….none at all..live and let live…but it ain’t for me…with a porn star, i see the sense, but to simply make it more “appealing”?
LMFAO….nah, not for me…i have no issue if people fancy their pucker looking good, none at all, i’m very broadminded when it comes to sex, it just ain’t for me
observantbystander // September 16, 2007 at 12:21 am
Oh HELL no.
I know, I know.
Red
poseidonsmuse // September 16, 2007 at 3:30 am
OMG! LMAO! Forget it. I have a hard enough time focusing on flowers and mountain scenes, let alone someone’s dark “starfish.” Good Lord! What would Poseidon say if he caught me snapping pics of such dank and dastardly things? Lol!
hehahahahah!
Red
Bella // September 16, 2007 at 4:11 am
It’s a poop shoot people. Fucking SHIT, disgusting SHIT comes out only. CRAP, DIARRHEA, EXCREMENT, FOUL SMELLING, HAIRY, CRUSTY, POO! EXIT ONLY and who CARES WTF it looks like. I never heard of such a thing, ROFLMAO!
Now if I was in the business of having a fabulous looking asshole, it might appeal. If I had to shake and spread that money maker, that’d be a whole different story.
Or, what if my man and I were all about the whole anal thing… perhaps. But, personally, I just don’t get it. I’m not down with that. Good question and great answer though….
My poo aint’ hairy.
Red
Dirty minds think alike « DrPepperIsGood4TheSoul // September 19, 2007 at 6:29 pm
[...] y’all reckon that the same procedure done for anal bleaching can be equally effective for a stained pink pussy? I wonder what would/could possibly stain a pussy [...]
Bella // September 20, 2007 at 9:15 am
Cheetos.
Arm Jerker J. // September 21, 2007 at 2:10 am
AHHHHHHHH! Why would I care about my anus? Wait. Don’t answer that. And besides. I’m a sista. WTF would mine look like after something like this? A yellow Sweet Tart?
Oh damn, now THAT’s an image, AJ!
TURTLES HEAD // October 21, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Never mind bleaching. I would like my very pale towel holder darkend a bit. Is there anything out there that would do the trick?
*snort* Yeah . . I know of a few ways.
R
TURTLES HEAD // October 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Give us an idea then. I thought of Dark Tan Cherry Blossom. The trouble is they don’t list shoe polish ingredients. There could be any fucking thing in it.
osamabinladin // January 29, 2009 at 3:57 am
I bleeched my ass for many years as i was running from the World. Its still Shining like a jewel, by the way dont tell the US, im in south ukraine in my uncles underground fort.