The very first lesson

Never start a 4th blog until you’ve actually asked the others you think MAY help you, if they actually WILL help you.
If you do however, remember that graft and corruption are always an option if you need to bribe them for their cooperation.
Once you’ve decided on the bribe option, the next step is to consider exactly what you have to offer in order to make it one they simply cannot refuse.
Given they’re not even in the same hemisphere as me, that could be a little f**king difficult!
I’m reasonably intelligent however, so I’m sure I’ll come up with something…..
Any ideas would be welcomed at this stage.
In fact, consider it your first assignment.
Off you go. I need the answer pretty quick though or I’ll be drowning in blogs!
OH!! Before you go, the first one to spot the mistake in the blog gets a gold star ok?