How NOT to get revenge

There are hundreds of thousands of people have had marriage/relationship break downs. In many cases they simply not meant to be no matter how hard you try.
The reasons are many and varied, some with other people involved, others simply because life and all it’s trials get in the way and the relationship simply cannot withstand the pressure.
In both my cases all I wanted was to be done with them and move on once the decision was made to finish it.
There were no thoughts of revenge or payback, none of those things.
Now, if I had been inclined to making sure they suffered I’m hoping I would be smarter than this
The time between the break up and the attempted act of revenge amused me too I must say. Why the devil would you wait so damned long?
Did this woman sit at home for 8 years trying to decide which manner of pay back was best? Did she sit in her lounge chair every night dreaming of revenge on an old boyfriend?
If she did it was obviously time wasted because she didn’t even have the intelligence to not use her home computer.
She would have been better off at an internet cafe? At least the IP address would have been generic instead of her home address!
Let this be a lesson to anyone considering getting their own back, even if it is 8 years after a break up.
Try and learn form the error of this woman’s ways.
If you want pay back, just shoot the bastard, then noone else can have him either! Not only that, youre pretty much guaranteed 3 meals a day and a bed for around 20 years. Who knows, you may find out you don’t like men after all and in fact want to munch the rug.
Sounds more practical to me. If I’m going to jail it’s for a real crime, not some pissy little kick him in the balls reason.
~knowledgable~

I think the end is near

The time is coming when this will end I think. Very soon.
Time is an enemy, and 4 is maybe too much?
Haven’t completely decided yet, but my instincts are generally pretty spot on.
Don’t be surprised to click the link one day and find it deleted. Stats are still not too bad is the thing. Bizarre huh?
We’ll see…..

The very first lesson

Never start a 4th blog until you’ve actually asked the others you think MAY help you, if they actually WILL help you.
If you do however, remember that graft and corruption are always an option if you need to bribe them for their cooperation.
Once you’ve decided on the bribe option, the next step is to consider exactly what you have to offer in order to make it one they simply cannot refuse.
Given they’re not even in the same hemisphere as me, that could be a little f**king difficult!
I’m reasonably intelligent however, so I’m sure I’ll come up with something…..
Any ideas would be welcomed at this stage.
In fact, consider it your first assignment.
Off you go. I need the answer pretty quick though or I’ll be drowning in blogs!
OH!! Before you go, the first one to spot the mistake in the blog gets a gold star ok?