How NOT to get revenge

There are hundreds of thousands of people have had marriage/relationship break downs. In many cases they simply not meant to be no matter how hard you try.
The reasons are many and varied, some with other people involved, others simply because life and all it’s trials get in the way and the relationship simply cannot withstand the pressure.
In both my cases all I wanted was to be done with them and move on once the decision was made to finish it.
There were no thoughts of revenge or payback, none of those things.
Now, if I had been inclined to making sure they suffered I’m hoping I would be smarter than this
The time between the break up and the attempted act of revenge amused me too I must say. Why the devil would you wait so damned long?
Did this woman sit at home for 8 years trying to decide which manner of pay back was best? Did she sit in her lounge chair every night dreaming of revenge on an old boyfriend?
If she did it was obviously time wasted because she didn’t even have the intelligence to not use her home computer.
She would have been better off at an internet cafe? At least the IP address would have been generic instead of her home address!
Let this be a lesson to anyone considering getting their own back, even if it is 8 years after a break up.
Try and learn form the error of this woman’s ways.
If you want pay back, just shoot the bastard, then noone else can have him either! Not only that, youre pretty much guaranteed 3 meals a day and a bed for around 20 years. Who knows, you may find out you don’t like men after all and in fact want to munch the rug.
Sounds more practical to me. If I’m going to jail it’s for a real crime, not some pissy little kick him in the balls reason.
~knowledgable~

A hot topic

The knowledge I’m going to impart today, is on why you shouldn’t set fire to your ex husbands penis. These little points are something you could possibly need at some point in your life, and it always pays to be prepared I think.

1. Why deprive any other woman of the misery you went through? Let them find out for themselves what a lousy root he is!
2. They say masturbation leads to insanity. Letting him pull himself into the funny farm would be a good revenge.
3. Bonus on the above point. If you convince him to eat lots of Twisties, and he DOES pull himself often enough, his dick will turn yellow and he’ll think he has some fatal disease!
4. Do you really want to have to look at that horrible little creature one more time?
5. The effort it will take to find the damn thing to do it, would be far more than what the end result is worth. Once you’ve put the pepper, magnifying glass and tweezers together, the urge would probably have gone anyway.
6. By the time you got around to wanting to do it, God only knows where it could have been, so you really don’t want to be getting that close! It could be contagious!
7. He may be a closet masochist. He did leave you remember? Do you really want to take the chance on giving him pleasure?
8. Arson is against the law after all.

So there are 8 perfectly good reasons why you shouldn’t do this

And you clicked the link thinking you wouldn’t learn anything!!!
Thought I was full of shit didn’t you??